I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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