How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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