I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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