He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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