if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When are your genitals available?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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