Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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