Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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