Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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