i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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