hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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