I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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