I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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