Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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