Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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