if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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