S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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