I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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