Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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