So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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