well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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