Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Holy sore nipples Batman
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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