I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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