i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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