These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I touched a dick in church today
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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