Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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