Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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