i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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