Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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