just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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