Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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