SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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