Where are you?
In a non slutty way
accomplished twins. life is a go
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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