Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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