Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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