dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
