I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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