they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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