i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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