Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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