On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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