Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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