Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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