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• (649): View more from Turks & Caicos

  So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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• (310): View more from California

  My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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• (661): View more from California

  May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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• (253): View more from Washington

  These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out

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• (954): View more from Florida

  A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"

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