porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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