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  You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...

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  I just found it. I hope it leads to food.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  "drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..

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• (914): View more from New York

  He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike

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  Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?

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