Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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