Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
16 People Who Have Raised The Bar For Petty Revenge
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Here’s Why Hotel Photos On Travel Websites Are A Complete Hoax
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK