He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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