Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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