HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
don't judge my taste in strippers
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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