I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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