I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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