it hurts more in the daytime
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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