her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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