God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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