no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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