God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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