Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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